{"id":1168,"date":"2012-10-31T22:13:09","date_gmt":"2012-10-31T22:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=1168"},"modified":"2019-02-14T19:52:34","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T19:52:34","slug":"bardzo-kulturalny-sqrwysyn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/bardzo-kulturalny-sqrwysyn\/","title":{"rendered":"Bardzo Kulturalny Sqrwysyn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chlipa\u0142a i chlipa\u0142a, a ojciec nie by\u0142 w stanie jej uspokoi\u0107. Jak typowy \u015bledczy, pr\u00f3bowa\u0142 ustali\u0107 sk\u0105d ten \u017cal. Oboje stali po\u015brodku sklepu ABC DIY czyli <em>Do It Yourself<\/em>, a c\u00f3rka chwil\u0119 wcze\u015bniej mia\u0142a za\u0142atwi\u0107 reklamacj\u0119 na oddzielnym stoisku. Kiedy w ko\u0144cu opanowa\u0142a emocje, opowiedzia\u0142a jak trzech rozbawionych pan\u00f3w z obs\u0142ugi zrobi\u0142o sobie z niej chamski ubaw, a na ko\u0144cu kazali si\u0119 od\u2026 czepi\u0107. Informuj\u0105c, \u017ce od reklamacji to nie s\u0105 oni, tylko reklamacja przy wej\u015bciu. \u00a0Ojciec niewiele my\u015bl\u0105c, spotka\u0142 si\u0119 w cztery oczy z samym kierownikiem sklepu. Us\u0142ysza\u0142 w zasadzie, \u017ce kierownik rozumie, przeprasza, ale nic nie mo\u017ce. Szef stoiska to \u00a0Antka szwagra kobity brat i on tu nic nie mo\u017ce. To znaczy. Przeprosi\u0107 mo\u017ce. Tatu\u015b westchn\u0105\u0142. Przyj\u0105\u0142 do wiadomo\u015bci. Ale kiedy rozbawiona tr\u00f3jca po\u017cegna\u0142a ich wychodz\u0105cych, dyskretn\u0105 feeri\u0105 \u015brodkowych palc\u00f3w \u2013 nie wytrzyma\u0142. Postanowi\u0142 zosta\u0107 Bekasem czyli <strong>Bardzo Kulturalnym Sqrwysynem.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/krysztopa.salon24.info\/rysunki\/cham.jpg\" height=\"398\" width=\"640\" \/>Po powrocie do domu odszuka\u0142 namiary mi\u0119dzynarodowej centrali ABC. Ustalenie personali\u00f3w prezesa by\u0142o dziecinnie proste. Podobnie jak rzecznika prasowego. Swoj\u0105 wiadomo\u015b\u0107 zacz\u0105\u0142 od tematu: Marka ABC jest w niebezpiecze\u0144stwie! Nast\u0119pnego dnia zala\u0142a go lawina telefon\u00f3w i maili od centrali, polskiego oddzia\u0142u, regionu i sklepu. Po 48 godzinach ca\u0142a tr\u00f3jka ju\u017c nie pracowa\u0142a. W trybie dyscyplinarnym. Mieli pecha \u2013 kamery przemys\u0142owe dok\u0142adnie zarejestrowa\u0142y po\u017cegnalne paluszki.<\/p>\n<p>Dwupasm\u00f3wka. M\u0142odzieniec z prawego pasa przy ponad 160 na godzin\u0119, pcha si\u0119 bezpo\u015brednio przed mask\u0119. Na mrugni\u0119cie \u015bwiat\u0142ami reaguje kilkoma celowymi hamowaniami. Na po\u017cegnanie wystawia r\u00f3wnie\u017c \u015brodkowy palec. Kierowca zostaje Bekasem. Notuje numery i sprawa l\u0105duje w s\u0105dzie. \u00a0Odczuwa prawdziw\u0105 satysfakcj\u0119, widz\u0105c panicznie t\u0142umacz\u0105cego si\u0119 i wystraszonego delikwenta, z kt\u00f3rego wywia\u0142o resztki arogancji.<\/p>\n<p>Du\u017ca korporacja. Szef Projektu podpytuje si\u0119 Asystentk\u0119 Mened\u017cerki o szczeg\u00f3\u0142y jednego z kluczowych zada\u0144. Sugeruje, \u017ce cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 z nich nie zosta\u0142o wykonanych. Okazuje si\u0119, \u017ce z\u0142o\u015bliwa i niekompetentna Mened\u017cerka celowo zatai\u0142a istotne informacje. To spowodowa\u0142o powstanie komunikacyjnego w\u0119z\u0142a gordyjskiego, w kt\u00f3rym mieszaj\u0105 si\u0119 pom\u00f3wienia, fakty, insynuacje, niedopowiedzenia i niejasno\u015bci. Asystentka zostaje Bekasem i odstawia lojalno\u015b\u0107 wobec w\u0142asnej Mened\u017cerki na p\u00f3\u0142k\u0119. Ma do\u015b\u0107. Ujawnia ca\u0142o\u015b\u0107 korespondencji Szefowi Projektu, w tym szereg informacji kompromituj\u0105cych profesjonalizm swojej prze\u0142o\u017conej.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bekasy s\u0105 w\u015br\u00f3d nas. S\u0105 w stanie przez d\u0142ugi czas nie reagowa\u0107 na ob\u0142ud\u0119 w zespo\u0142ach, hipokryzj\u0119, podw\u00f3jn\u0105 moralno\u015b\u0107 czy kombinatorstwo. Do czasu, kiedy okoliczno\u015bci zmusz\u0105 je do ujawnienia swej zimnej i bezlitosnej natury.<\/strong> Bywaj\u0105 jak <em>Carrie<\/em> \u2013 genialna cho\u0107 tragiczna bohaterka powie\u015bci Stephena Kinga.<\/p>\n<p>Dzi\u015b Halloween. 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