Sezon zakupowy przed \u015bwi\u0119tami? Poczytajcie o Piekielnych Klientach.<\/p>\n
„1. Klient MUSI sprawdzi\u0107, czy w pude\u0142ku ry\u017cu na pewno s\u0105 cztery woreczki. Najlepiej sprawdzi\u0107 ze dwana\u015bcie pude\u0142ek, rozrywaj\u0105c je doszcz\u0119tnie, by wzi\u0105\u0107 sobie trzynaste i mie\u0107 pewno\u015b\u0107, \u017ce w \u015brodku jest tyle ry\u017cu, ile trzeba.<\/p>\n
2. Czekoladowym Miko\u0142ajom nale\u017cy OBOWI\u0104ZKOWO urwa\u0107 g\u0142ow\u0119. Mo\u017cna j\u0105 potem ugry\u017a\u0107 i zostawi\u0107 mi\u0119dzy pomidorami (w ostateczno\u015bci na p\u00f3\u0142ce z par\u00f3wkami).<\/p>\n
3. Je\u015bli w koszach le\u017cy pi\u0119\u0107 bluzek wyj\u0119tych z opakowa\u0144, nale\u017cy wyj\u0105\u0107 drugie tyle. Jak to po co? A jak kt\u00f3ra\u015b z identycznych bluzek przypadkiem jest INNA?!<\/p>\n
4. Dobrym miejscem na od\u0142o\u017cenie pizzy, kt\u00f3ra powinna znajdowa\u0107 si\u0119 w zamra\u017carce, jest p\u00f3\u0142ka z wafelkami.<\/p>\n
5. Sklepy prowadz\u0105 nieustaj\u0105c\u0105 akcj\u0119 „we\u017a sobie ki\u015b\u0107 winogron\/gar\u015b\u0107 pistacji i wpieprzaj chodz\u0105c po sklepie”. Oczywi\u015bcie wszystko w ramach darmowej degustacji.<\/p>\n
6. Je\u015bli kasjerka nie dotrze na kas\u0119 w ci\u0105gu siedmiu sekund od dzwonka, nale\u017cy na ni\u0105 nawrzeszcze\u0107, \u017ce przesiaduje sobie na zapleczu zamiast zapieprza\u0107. Nie szkodzi, \u017ce w\u0142a\u015bnie zamiata parking przed sklepem lub jest na drugim ko\u0144cu ca\u0142ej hali.<\/p>\n
7. Kiedy zobaczysz pracownika sklepu uk\u0142adaj\u0105cego co\u015b na p\u00f3\u0142kach, podejd\u017a i rozwal, gdy tylko sko\u0144czy.<\/p>\n
8. Kasjerki s\u0105 kompendium wiedzy na wszelkie tematy. Potrafi\u0105 odpowiedzie\u0107, kt\u00f3ra \u015bmietana lepiej si\u0119 ubija, kt\u00f3ry olej mniej \u015bmierdzi, gdy si\u0119 przypali, a nawet wiedz\u0105, czy dany ekspres do kawy pieni mleko.<\/p>\n
9. Kasjerki maj\u0105 obowi\u0105zek wiedzie\u0107, jaka zabawka jest w \u015brodku kinder niespodzianki.<\/p>\n
10. Pracownicy sklepu musz\u0105 wiedzie\u0107, jaki obrazek na kalendarzu adwentowym bardziej przypadnie wnusi do gustu.<\/p>\n
11. S\u0142odsze mandarynki powinny by\u0107 podpisane.<\/p>\n
12. NIGDY, ale to PRZENIGDY, nie wolno da\u0107 sobie wm\u00f3wi\u0107, \u017ce laptop podpisany COMPAQ jest w rzeczywisto\u015bci laptopem firmy HP z linii produkt\u00f3w o tej nazwie. Je\u015bli jest napis COMPAQ, to laptop jest firmy COMPAQ, czyli jakiego\u015b kompletnego badziewia.<\/p>\n
13. To samo tyczy si\u0119 telefon\u00f3w kom\u00f3rkowych i innych sprz\u0119t\u00f3w elektronicznych.<\/p>\n
14. Je\u015bli sprzedawca zaproponuje Ci jakikolwiek japo\u0144ski sprz\u0119t, wydrzyj si\u0119 na niego, \u017ce wciska Ci jakie\u015b chi\u0144skie g\u00f3wno, po czym odejd\u017a z wysoko podniesion\u0105 g\u0142ow\u0105.<\/p>\n
15. B\u0105d\u017a oburzony, \u017ce kasjerzy maj\u0105 pi\u0119tnastominutow\u0105 przerw\u0119. Na osiem godzin pracy.<\/p>\n
16. \u015awi\u0105teczne zestawy kawy s\u0105 popakowane w folie po to, \u017ceby m\u00f3c je rozrywa\u0107 i wynosi\u0107 w kieszeniach torebeczki z napisem „gratis”. Powa\u017cnie!<\/p>\n
17. Popro\u015b, \u017ceby sprzedawca wybra\u0142 Ci zestaw klock\u00f3w lego dla p\u00f3\u0142torarocznego wnuczusia i obra\u017a si\u0119, kiedy powie, \u017ce cz\u0119\u015bci s\u0105 za ma\u0142e i dziecko raczej sobie z nimi nie poradzi, wobec czego proponuje inne, wi\u0119ksze, TA\u0143SZE klocki, dostosowane do dzieci w jego wieku.<\/p>\n
18. Obowi\u0105zkiem jest r\u00f3wnie\u017c wyzwanie pracownika od k\u0142amc\u00f3w, kiedy powie, \u017ce czego\u015b z produkt\u00f3w promocyjnych ju\u017c nie ma. Przecie\u017c wszyscy kitraj\u0105 najlepsze k\u0105ski po zapleczach! Na pewno co\u015b le\u017cy!<\/p>\n
19. Otw\u00f3rz siedem kalendarzy adwentowych i w ka\u017cdym wy\u017cryj wi\u0119ksz\u0105 czekoladk\u0119 z okienka numer 24.<\/p>\n
20. \u0141a\u0144cuchy na choink\u0119 DOSKONALE sprawdzaj\u0105 si\u0119 jako szal. Urwa\u0142o si\u0119? Och, nie szkodzi. Za\u0142\u00f3\u017c drugi i zr\u00f3b sobie z band\u0105 kole\u017canek zdj\u0119cie na fejsika z kaczym dzi\u00f3bkiem.<\/p>\n
Chyba zaczn\u0119 zapisywa\u0107 takie akcje”.<\/p>\n
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