{"id":1224,"date":"2012-12-04T16:08:45","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T16:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=1224"},"modified":"2019-02-14T21:03:39","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T21:03:39","slug":"przewachlowany-slon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/przewachlowany-slon\/","title":{"rendered":"Przewachlowany S\u0142o\u0144"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Za siedmioma g\u00f3rami. Za siedmioma rzekami. Na wielkiej i niezmierzonej sawannie,  \u017cy\u0142 sobie S\u0142o\u0144. Wszystko, co mia\u0142, by\u0142o jak s\u0142o\u0144! S\u0142oniow\u0105 mia\u0142 g\u0142ow\u0119 i nogi s\u0142oniowe. I k\u0142y z prawdziwej ko\u015bci s\u0142oniowej. I tr\u0105b\u0119, kt\u00f3r\u0105 wspaniale kr\u0119ci\u0142. Nazywa\u0142 si\u0119 ten s\u0142o\u0144 \u2026 Niewa\u017cne. Wa\u017cne, \u017ce mia\u0142 Najwi\u0119ksze S\u0142oniowe Uszy na \u015bwiecie. Wachlowa\u0142 si\u0119 tymi uszami dwadzie\u015bcia cztery godziny na dob\u0119. W dzie\u0144. I w nocy. W niedziel\u0119 i \u015bwi\u0119ta. A nawet w Dzie\u0144 Wszystkich \u015awi\u0119tych. Od tego nieustannego wachlowania uszami, k\u0142ad\u0142y si\u0119 pokotem trawy sawanny. Pochyla\u0142y drzewa. Rzeki wyst\u0119powa\u0142y z brzeg\u00f3w. I chmury si\u0119 stresowa\u0142y, \u017ce s\u0142onka zaS\u0142oni\u0107 nie mog\u0105. Zachwycone owo S\u0142onko pra\u017cy\u0142o ile wlezie. Jednak nijak owo wachlowanie S\u0142onia nie ch\u0142odzi\u0142o. Ani w dzie\u0144, ani w nocy. W ko\u0144cu \u00f3w zdech\u0142. Z przegrzania.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" alt=\"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/967fb-elephant_1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/967fb-elephant_1.jpg\" height=\"415\" width=\"553\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Moja kole\u017canka z du\u017cej korporacji, kt\u00f3rej nazw\u0119 strach tu przytacza\u0107, jest w niej uznanym analitykiem. Wraca\u0142a w\u0142a\u015bnie przez kilka miast europejskich z dalekiej podr\u00f3\u017cy. Z cz\u0119stotliwo\u015bci\u0105 kilku razy dziennie, pr\u00f3bowa\u0142 si\u0119 po\u0142\u0105czy\u0107 z ni\u0105 kto\u015b z ukrytego telefonu. Dziewczyna by\u0142a zdziwiona, bo najcz\u0119\u015bciej dzwoni\u0105 tak banki, ubezpieczyciele, konkurencja, firmy windykacyjne i anonimowi wielbiciele dysz\u0105cy do telefonu. A ona nie mia\u0142a ani kredytu, ani jakiego\u015b ubezpieczenia, ani ch\u0119ci rozmowy z konkurencj\u0105 i za kabl\u00f3wk\u0119 chyba te\u017c zap\u0142aci\u0142a. Na molestowanie seksualne r\u00f3wnie\u017c tym razem nie mia\u0142a ochoty, Telefon odebra\u0142a w ko\u0144cu jej kole\u017canka. Dowiedzia\u0142a si\u0119, \u017ce kto\u015b \u201e<em>dzwoni z instytucji finansowej\u201d<\/em> i <em>\u201ekoniecznie musi rozmawia\u0107 z w\u0142a\u015bcicielem telefonu w sprawie nie cierpi\u0105cej zw\u0142oki\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Kiedy w ko\u0144cu w domu rozpakowa\u0142a walizki i walcz\u0105c z jetlagiem pi\u0142a kolejn\u0105 kaw\u0119 \u2013 odebra\u0142a tajemniczy telefon. Na kt\u00f3ry kto\u015b pr\u00f3bowa\u0142 si\u0119 dobi\u0107, dodam \u2013 kilka razy dziennie, przez ostatnie kilka dni, zar\u00f3wno w porach porannych, po\u0142udniowych jak i p\u00f3\u017anowieczornych.<\/p>\n<p>Pan  reprezentuj\u0105cy \u201einstytucj\u0119 finansow\u0105\u201d, kt\u00f3ra okaza\u0142a si\u0119 Wielkim Bankiem najpierw tradycyjnie zapyta\u0142 o numer buta, wska\u017anik rozst\u0119p\u00f3w na biodrach, d\u0142ugo\u015b\u0107 w\u0142os\u00f3w u n\u00f3g i ilo\u015b\u0107 posiadanych zwierz\u0105t futerkowych. Nast\u0119pnie oznajmi\u0142, \u017ce rozmowa b\u0119dzie nagrywana i przyst\u0105pi\u0142 do rzeczy (cytuj\u0119 bez zb\u0119dnych ozdobnik\u00f3w, kt\u00f3re dodatkowo zajmowa\u0142y up\u0142ywaj\u0105cy czas).<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8211; Mamy dla Pani najlepsz\u0105 ofert\u0119 na \u015bwiecie, b\u0119dzie Pani wyp\u0142aca\u0107 ze wszystkich bank\u00f3w w Europie za darmo.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Ale ja wyp\u0142acam ze wszystkich bank\u00f3w w Europie za darmo \u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8211; Aha \u2026 <\/em><em>To mamy dla Pani najlepsz\u0105 ofert\u0119 na \u015bwiecie, b\u0119dzie Pani wyp\u0142aca\u0107 ze wszystkich bank\u00f3w w Polsce za darmo.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Ale ja wyp\u0142acam ze wszystkich bank\u00f3w w Polsce za darmo \u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8211; Aha \u2026<\/em><em>To mamy dla Pani ofert\u0119 rewelacyjnych zni\u017cek w tysi\u0105cach sklep\u00f3w w Polsce<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Mam tak ma\u0142e potrzeby, \u017ce nie korzystam z takich ofert<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8211; Aha \u2026 <\/em><em>To mamy dla Pani super ofert\u0119 oszcz\u0119dzania przy ka\u017cdej transakcji<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Ale ju\u017c korzystam z tej oferty<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8211; Aha \u2026 <\/em><em>Czy ma Pani samoch\u00f3d? Kiedy wygasa jego ubezpieczenie? Zadzwonimy do Pani zaraz kiedy b\u0119dzie umowa blisko zako\u0144czenia i zaproponujemy \u015bwietn\u0105 ofert\u0119.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Ale ja ubezpieczam auto w Pa\u0144stwa instytucji ju\u017c od pi\u0119ciu lat<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8211; Aha \u2026 No to \u2026 Do widzenia<\/strong> <\/em>(czytaj: \u0142adnie\u015bcie nas urz\u0105dzi\u0142y, siostry).<\/p>\n<p>Puenta. Je\u015bli planujesz jakie\u015b procesy biznesowe, r\u00f3b to z g\u0142ow\u0105. <strong>Inaczej zako\u0144cz\u0105 si\u0119 bezproduktywnym wachlowaniem uszami.<\/strong> Efekt ? Zero. Koszty? 15 minut straconego czasu klienta. 15 minut straconego czasu  telesprzedawcy. Kto za to zap\u0142aci? Oczywi\u015bcie klient, w kosztach centrum telemarketingowego. Albo akcjonariusz czy udzia\u0142owiec, w ni\u017cszych zyskach organizacji. Nale\u017cy owe pi\u0119tna\u015bcie minut pomno\u017cy\u0107 przez liczb\u0119 bezproduktywnie wykonanych telefon\u00f3w i jeszcze raz pomno\u017cy\u0107 przez liczb\u0119 telesprzedawc\u00f3w. Bezsensownych telefon\u00f3w. Telefon\u00f3w po Pr\u00f3\u017cnicy. Jak zwa\u0142, tak zwa\u0142. I doda\u0107 do tego pieni\u0105dze za wymy\u015blenie owego procesu, nie maj\u0105cego z profesjonalnym <a href=\"https:\/\/pl.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Zarz%C4%85dzanie_relacjami_z_klientami\">customer relationship management<\/a> wiele wsp\u00f3lnego.<\/p>\n<p>Na koniec do pos\u0142uchania hymn wszystkich mi\u0142o\u015bnik\u00f3w profesjonalist\u00f3w i efektywnych proces\u00f3w biznesowych.  <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/2012\/11\/26\/psuj-rynkowy-pojecie\/\">Psuje Rynkowi<\/a> gonna hate. <\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"ast-oembed-container \" style=\"height: 100%;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Grzegorz Turnau - Uno Momento Mortis (official video)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GW8D-4KK6i0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Za siedmioma g\u00f3rami. 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