{"id":1883,"date":"2013-04-26T12:38:16","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T12:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=1883"},"modified":"2019-02-14T21:09:54","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T21:09:54","slug":"kulturalni-inaczej","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/kulturalni-inaczej\/","title":{"rendered":"Kulturalni inaczej"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kiedy\u015b internetow\u0105 s\u0142aw\u0105 cieszy\u0142 si\u0119 s\u0142ynny tekst „Dlaczego kura przekroczy\u0142a ulic\u0119?<\/a>„. To pi\u0119kny klasyk. Dzi\u015b zainspirowany przez Pi\u0119kn\u0105 i Tajemnicz\u0105 o inicja\u0142ach A\u0141 \ud83d\ude42 oraz wczorajszej, bankowej Wielkiej Bitwie o Kas\u0119 (notka wkr\u00f3tce), pr\u00f3buj\u0119 zmierzy\u0107 si\u0119 z mitem call center.<\/p>\n

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Fundamentalna teza:<\/p>\n

Jak brzmi s\u0142owo „SPIER … AJ” w j\u0119zyku korporacji?<\/strong><\/p>\n

ZWYK\u0141A KORPORACJA<\/strong>
\nDzi\u0119kuj\u0119 za informacj\u0119.<\/em><\/p>\n

BANK<\/strong>
\nDzi\u0119kuj\u0119 za podzielenie si\u0119 z nami opini\u0105 dotycz\u0105c\u0105 jako\u015bci obs\u0142ugi. Zapewniam, i\u017c zg\u0142oszone przez Pana kwestie zostan\u0105 poddane wewn\u0119trznej analizie, w celu unikni\u0119cia podobnych sytuacji w przysz\u0142o\u015bci.<\/em><\/p>\n

BANK INTERNETOWY<\/strong>
\nHEYAH! Zostaw wiadomo\u015b\u0107.<\/em><\/p>\n

TELEWIZJA<\/strong>
\nCzas si\u0119 Panu sko\u0144czy\u0142. Do widzenia.<\/em><\/p>\n

STACJA BENZYNOWA<\/strong>
\nMo\u017ce kawk\u0119?<\/em><\/p>\n

OPERATOR GSM<\/strong>
\nOddzwonimy do Pana.<\/em><\/p>\n

OPERATOR GSM (z certyfikatem „Firma przyjazna klientowi”)<\/strong>
\nSpecjalnie wyznaczony pracownik Call Center wkr\u00f3tce si\u0119 z Panem skontaktuje w celu rozwi\u0105zania problemu.<\/em><\/p>\n

LINIE LOTNICZE<\/strong>
\nWszystkie stanowiska operacyjne s\u0105 w tej chwili zaj\u0119te. Prosz\u0119 czeka\u0107. Wszystkie stanowiska operacyjne s\u0105 NADAL zaj\u0119te. Prosimy o dalsze oczekiwanie.<\/em><\/p>\n

URZ\u0118DY PUBLICZNE<\/strong>
\nPa\u0144stwa rozmowa b\u0119dzie nagrywana. Je\u017celi nie wyra\u017cacie na to zgody, prosimy si\u0119 roz\u0142\u0105czy\u0107.<\/em><\/p>\n

TELEGRY<\/strong>
\nDzi\u0119kujemy za Twoje 6,10 brutto. Niestety nie dodzwoni\u0142e\u015b si\u0119 do studia. Pr\u00f3buj dalej.<\/em><\/p>\n

FACEBOOK<\/strong>
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\nDzi\u0119kujemy za przes\u0142anie zg\u0142oszenia. Zapoznali\u015bmy si\u0119 ze zg\u0142oszonym przez Ciebie filmem, ale stwierdzili\u015bmy, \u017ce nie narusza on standard\u00f3w spo\u0142eczno\u015bci Facebooka w ramach prawa dotycz\u0105cego obraz\u00f3w przedstawiaj\u0105cych przemoc, na podstawie nast\u0119puj\u0105cych przyk\u0142ad\u00f3w: przedstawianie zadawania b\u00f3lu, gr\u00f3\u017ab dotycz\u0105cych bezpiecze\u0144stwa publicznego, kradzie\u017cy i wandalizmu<\/em> [ \u017ar\u00f3d\u0142o Gazeta Wyborcza<\/a> ]
\n <\/p>\n

Masz pomys\u0142 na w\u0142asn\u0105 wersj\u0119? Napisz w komentarzu do wpisu. <\/em><\/p>\n

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Ten utw\u00f3r jest dost\u0119pny na licencji Creative Commons Uznanie autorstwa-U\u017cycie niekomercyjne-Bez utwor\u00f3w zale\u017cnych 3.0 Polska<\/a>.<\/h6>\n

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