{"id":243,"date":"2009-01-29T21:38:26","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T21:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=243"},"modified":"2019-02-14T20:32:34","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T20:32:34","slug":"koncerny-sa-chore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/koncerny-sa-chore\/","title":{"rendered":"Koncerny s\u0105 chore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Koncerny s\u0105 chore. P\u0119dz\u0105 dooko\u0142a w\u0142asnego ogona i wpadaj\u0105 w coraz wi\u0119ksz\u0105 pu\u0142apk\u0119 procedur, rozporz\u0105dze\u0144, regulamin\u00f3w, zestawie\u0144. Nieustannej lawiny biurokracji. Microsoft. Koncern jak si\u0119 patrzy. Problem. C\u00f3\u017c robimy najpierw ? Porz\u0105dny i praworz\u0105dny Obywatel, odnajduje w sieci telefon do centrum obs\u0142ugi klienta. Najprostsza i najszybsza droga. 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