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<\/p>\nKolejka zawija\u0142a si\u0119 co najmniej czterokrotnie. Bynajmniej nie szynowa \u2013 ludzka. W\u0142a\u015bnie og\u0142oszono now\u0105 zabaw\u0119 towarzysko-handlow\u0105: znajd\u017a r\u00f3\u017cnic\u0119 na etykiecie i metce, a wyp\u0142acimy Ci r\u00f3\u017cnic\u0119. Pomno\u017con\u0105 przez dwa.<\/p>\n
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Gawied\u017a kochaj\u0105ca gry sklepowe. Rzuci\u0142a si\u0119 w otch\u0142anie p\u00f3\u0142ek. Nurkowanie w pluszakach. Ta\u0144ce w kartonach. Rozgrzebywanie go\u0142ymi palcami g\u0142\u0119boko mro\u017conych delicji. Tu dwadzie\u015bcia groszy r\u00f3\u017cnicy, tu pi\u0119\u0107dziesi\u0105t. O, nawet dwa z\u0142ote! Szcz\u0119\u015bciarz! Teraz tylko zosta\u0142o sta\u0107 w kolejce po odbi\u00f3r wygranej. Jest kasa – jest impreza.<\/p>\n
Kiedy widzimy inn\u0105 cen\u0119 na wydruku w sklepie, a inn\u0105 pami\u0119tamy z p\u00f3\u0142ki (lub wydaje si\u0119, \u017ce pami\u0119tamy) zawsze winien jest sklep. Oszuka\u0142 nas. Wprowadzi\u0142 w b\u0142\u0105d. Czycha\u0142 na nasze ci\u0119\u017cko zarobione pieni\u0105dze. Natychmiast staje nam przed oczami obrazek owych 50 groszy mno\u017conych przez horrendalne ilo\u015bci sprzedawanych dzi\u0119ki temu towar\u00f3w. Nie wiemy tak naprawd\u0119 z czego wynika \u00f3w b\u0142\u0105d. Ale jak\u0105\u017c to awantur\u0119 przy kasie mo\u017cna za to zorganizowa\u0107. Zruga\u0107 kasjerk\u0119. Poszarpa\u0107 mark\u0119 na fejsie. Za miesi\u0105c nie b\u0119dziemy pami\u0119ta\u0107 czy to 5 czy 50 groszy i co to by\u0142a za marka \u2013 ale wdrukowana nam przez samych siebie etykietka \u201ez\u0142odzieja sklepowego\u201d zostanie g\u0142\u0119boko w pami\u0119ci. Co innego w drug\u0105 stron\u0119. Cena na nasz\u0105 korzy\u015b\u0107 \u00a0to dar losu, niespodziewana superata \u2013 przecie\u017c nie b\u0119dziemy biegli z 50 groszami do sklepu, \u017ceby odda\u0107. A jak oddamy to zawsze si\u0119 b\u0119d\u0105 na nas dziwnie patrze\u0107. I kasjerzy, i klienci. Dziwak jaki\u015b. Przyszed\u0142 i odda\u0142. Wariat. \u00a0Niedorobiony altruista.<\/p>\n
Okazuje si\u0119, \u017ce owo \u201ewariactwo\u201d dopad\u0142o pewnego sprzedawc\u0119 na Allegro. Tu\u017c przed Wigili\u0105, a Polak-szarak kocha wigilijne historie [Tak si\u0119 dba o klienta<\/a>].\u00a0 Oto klient zakupi\u0142 dla babci gr\u0119 \u2013 Bryd\u017c. Ale sprzedawca przez przeoczenie ma\u0142\u017conki, skoncentrowanej niechybnie na pierogach \u2013 nie wys\u0142a\u0142 owej paczki. Gra warta 75 z\u0142otych. Cz\u0142owiek wsiada w samoch\u00f3d, jedzie 360 km i wydaje na paliwo jakie\u015b 190 z\u0142. wed\u0142ug najni\u017cszej kilometr\u00f3wki i robi wielkie, wigilijne \u201etadam\u201d. Gra dostarczona, klient zadowolony, a koszty to warto\u015b\u0107 potencjalnego nega<\/em>, jaki m\u00f3g\u0142 \u00f3w sprzedawca zarobi\u0107. Do\u0142o\u017cy\u0142 do interesu, ale osi\u0105gn\u0105\u0142 \u201eefekt wykopu\u201d. Dzi\u0119ki zadowolonemu klientowi. I niechybnie zachwyconej babci. \u00a0Jeden powie, \u017ce historia wzruszaj\u0105ca, godna \u201eCast Away<\/a>\u201d. Inny wzruszy ramionami i stwierdzi, \u017ce ch\u0142opinie pierog\u00f3w nie chcia\u0142o si\u0119 lepi\u0107, odkurza\u0107, futrzak\u00f3w trzepa\u0107 i choinki ubiera\u0107 to znalaz\u0142 sobie pow\u00f3d \u2026 Oto cali My – Polacy.<\/p>\n Nie ka\u017cdy sklep chce nas oszuka\u0107. Jak i nie ka\u017cdy sprzedawca na Allegro zdaje si\u0119 by\u0107 naci\u0105gaczem. Ale s\u0142\u00f3w wypowiedzianych czy napisanych szybko\u00a0 w formie komentarzy nie da si\u0119 czasem \u0142atwo cofn\u0105\u0107. Punkt widzenia klienta, zale\u017cy od punktu jego siedzenia. \u201eNie ka\u017cde z\u0142oto jasno b\u0142yszczy, nie ka\u017cdy b\u0142\u0105dzi kto w\u0119druje, nie ka\u017cd\u0105 si\u0142\u0119 staro\u015b\u0107 zniszczy, korzeni w g\u0142\u0119bi l\u00f3d nie skuje \u201d<\/em> jak pisa\u0142 Tolkien. 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