{"id":2546,"date":"2014-01-09T18:36:25","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T18:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=2546"},"modified":"2019-02-14T20:52:45","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T20:52:45","slug":"szczekacze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/szczekacze\/","title":{"rendered":"Szczekacze"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dziennikarka znanej telewizji zaprasza do studia Szczekacza i Profesora. Pytanie jest proste – po co? Zapro\u015bmy dw\u00f3ch Szczekaczy. <\/p>\n

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\nMo\u017cna nawet urz\u0105dzi\u0107 ring z kisielem albo olejem i pozwoli\u0107 widzom wysy\u0142a\u0107 SMS za 9,99 netto z opcj\u0105 g\u0142osowania. Szczekacz wygra, jestem przekonany. Ale zaproszenie dw\u00f3ch Profesor\u00f3w b\u0119dzie nudne. Jak dojd\u0105 do kontrowersji to potrwa to zapewne d\u0142u\u017cej ni\u017c coelhowskie jedena\u015bcie minut, wejd\u0105 na poziom bonton\u00f3w i przytyk\u00f3w na poziomie intelektualnej mezosfery. Popcorn widzowi wystygnie. <\/p>\n

Najgorsi s\u0105 Profesorowie, kt\u00f3rzy si\u0119 ze sob\u0105 zgadzaj\u0105. Nuda, panie. Jak flaki z olejem. A szczekanie? Proste. Pokazujemy paluszek – hau, hau, hau<\/em>. Dwa paluszki? Hauhauhauhauha<\/em>! Mo\u017cemy zabra\u0107 delikwentowi misia. Rrrrrrr…<\/em>. Albo troch\u0119 poironizowa\u0107. Szczekacz b\u0119dzie ujada\u0142, bo taka jego rola. Profesor prze\u017cyje dziesi\u0119\u0107 facepalm\u00f3w. Po wyj\u015bciu ze studia u\u017cyje s\u0142\u00f3w kt\u00f3rych nigdy publicznie nie u\u017cywa\u0142. Nie wpad\u0142by nawet na to, \u017ce na u\u017cywanie ich znajdzie pow\u00f3d. <\/p>\n

Szczekacz nigdy nie b\u0119dzie partnerem do rozmowy. \u017badnej. Szczekacz nie s\u0142ucha. Nigdy. Nie analizuje. Nie my\u015bli. Nie zmienia zdania. Nie argumentuje. Szczekacz potrafi tylko jedno. Jest na niego jedyna metoda. Wy\u0142\u0105czy\u0107 d\u017awi\u0119k i w\u0142\u0105czy\u0107 muzyk\u0119. Ka\u017cdy bez przygotowania potrafi czyta\u0107 z ust Szczekacza. <\/p>\n

Media uwielbiaj\u0105 ostatnio pokazywa\u0107 Intelektualnie Odmiennych. Albo Zaczadzonych [ patrz: Charakterologicznie Odmienni Zaczadzeni<\/a> ]. To demoluje owe media. Rozwa\u0142kowuje z trudem tworzony wizerunek. Wyp\u0142aszcza synapsy. Promuje magiel. Czekam, kiedy na przyk\u0142ad w popularnym programie publistycznym kto\u015b zaprosi najciekawszych Meneli w Polsce. To mo\u017ce by\u0107 fascynuj\u0105ca grupa, ze swoistym stylem i w\u0142asn\u0105 filozofi\u0105 \u017cycia. Mo\u017cna posadzi\u0107 Menela ze Szczekaczem. Menel prze\u017cyje zapewne dziesi\u0119\u0107 facepalm\u00f3w. P\u00f3\u017aniej zapije. Aby zapomnie\u0107. Ale ujadanie zapomina si\u0119 d\u0142ugo. <\/p>\n

W tej konfiguracji chyba wol\u0119 s\u0142ucha\u0107 Menela. Podobno czas antenowy w telewizji jest bardzo drogi. Ile kosztuje codzienny, darmowy lans Szczekaczy i Zaczadzonych? <\/p>\n

Z dedykacj\u0105 dla Pani Moniki i jej wspania\u0142ego Bono<\/em>. <\/p>\n

Powy\u017cszy wpis jest wyrazem ironii i bezsilno\u015bci autora wobec jako\u015bci komunikacji i narodowej publicystyki medi\u00f3w szybkich. <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dziennikarka znanej telewizji zaprasza do studia Szczekacza i Profesora. Pytanie jest proste – po co? Zapro\u015bmy dw\u00f3ch Szczekaczy. 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