Demokracja prze\u017cy\u0142a. By\u0142a s\u0142aba, rachityczna, ale \u017cy\u0142a. Patrzy\u0142a l\u0119kliwymi oczyma na Rz\u0105d, kt\u00f3ry z trosk\u0105 poprawi\u0142 jej ko\u0142dr\u0119. Rz\u0105d westchn\u0105\u0142, popatrzy\u0142 na popiskuj\u0105c\u0105 aparatur\u0119, pog\u0142aska\u0142 Demokracj\u0119 po policzku i wyszed\u0142. Na stoliku zostawi\u0142 kompot z truskawek.<\/p>\n
Nast\u0119pnego dnia Demokracja czu\u0142a si\u0119 ju\u017c lepiej. Nie chowa\u0142a wstydliwie g\u0142owy pod ko\u0142dr\u0119 na widok Rz\u0105du. Pozwoli\u0142a sobie poprawi\u0107 poduszk\u0119. Na twarzy wida\u0107 by\u0142o pierwsze rumie\u0144ce. Rz\u0105d zostawi\u0142 na stoliku \u015bwie\u017ce pomara\u0144cze. By\u0142o coraz lepiej.<\/p>\n
Rz\u0105d musia\u0142 wyjecha\u0107 na kilka dni z Wa\u017cnymi Sprawami, ale gdy wr\u00f3ci\u0142 natychmiast pogna\u0142 do Demokracji. Czeka\u0142a na niego st\u0119skniona i zachwycona. Lekarze m\u00f3wili, \u017ce te wizyty wyra\u017anie jej pomagaj\u0105 i szybko wraca do zdrowia. Obecno\u015b\u0107 najbli\u017cszych to pono\u0107 najlepszy lek. Demokracja w ko\u0144cu o\u015bmieli\u0142a si\u0119 o zacz\u0119\u0142a rozmawia\u0107. Podzi\u0119kowa\u0142a za kompot z jab\u0142ek i pomara\u0144cze. Jednak na pytanie o potrzeby, nie potrafi\u0142a ich zdefiniowa\u0107. Ca\u0142ymi dniami siedzia\u0142a sama i brakowa\u0142o jej rozrywki. Rz\u0105d zafundowa\u0142 kolorowy telewizor i od tej pory Demokracja pokocha\u0142a obraz i d\u017awi\u0119k.<\/p>\n
W kolejnych dniach jej stan zdecydowanie si\u0119 poprawi\u0142. Demokracj\u0119 zachwyci\u0142y nowe seriale i show, potrafi\u0142a m\u00f3wi\u0107 o nich godzinami. Poprosi\u0142a Rz\u0105d jeszcze o co\u015b do czytania. Dostarczono jej najciekawsze ksi\u0105\u017cki i gazety, ale ona wybra\u0142a te najbardziej kolorowe z du\u017c\u0105 ilo\u015bci\u0105 zdj\u0119\u0107. Od kiedy Demokracja spostrzeg\u0142a, \u017ce Rz\u0105d spe\u0142ni ka\u017cde jej \u017cyczenie przy ka\u017cdej wizycie coraz odwa\u017cniej prosi\u0142a o co\u015b nowego. Nowy telewizor HD, automat z chipsami i col\u0105, bateri\u0119 spro\u015bnych film\u00f3w i posi\u0142ki z restauracji bo kuchnia szpitalna cho\u0107 doskonale wyposa\u017cona nie by\u0142a w stanie zaspokoi\u0107 jej oczekiwa\u0144.<\/p>\n
Rz\u0105d zn\u00f3w wyjecha\u0142 na kilka dni z Wa\u017cnymi Sprawami. Kiedy wr\u00f3ci\u0142, czeka\u0142a na niego nafoszona Demokracja. Telewizor by\u0142 za ma\u0142y, HD to nie 3D, za ma\u0142o seriali, za s\u0142abe gazety kolorowe, filmy s\u0142abo spro\u015bne, chips\u00f3w za ma\u0142o, cola za szybko si\u0119 ko\u0144czy i posi\u0142ki z restauracji zbyt monotonne. Rz\u0105d wyda\u0142 niezb\u0119dn\u0105 dyspozycj\u0119 – spe\u0142ni\u0107 wszystkie oczekiwania Demokracji. Kto si\u0119 przeciwstawi – kulka w \u0142eb!<\/p>\n
Min\u0119\u0142o kilka dni i tym razem Wa\u017cne Sprawy poprosi\u0142y Rz\u0105d o konsultacj\u0119. By\u0142o \u017ale. Bardzo \u017ale. Demokracja przetrawia\u0142a gigantyczne koszty nie daj\u0105c nic w zamian. Rz\u0105d zobaczy\u0142 rachunki i zadr\u017ca\u0142. Schowa\u0142 wszystkie do teczki i pobieg\u0142 do szpitala.<\/p>\n
Demokracja, ju\u017c wielka i oty\u0142a le\u017ca\u0142a rozwalona na poduszkach, ob\u017cera\u0142a si\u0119 chipsami i ogl\u0105da\u0142a kolejny serial. Demokracja u\u015bmiechn\u0119\u0142a si\u0119. Rz\u0105d na ten widok odetchn\u0105\u0142 z ulg\u0105. Czyta\u0142 w oczach zrozumienie swojej sytuacji. Wyci\u0105gn\u0105\u0142 r\u0119k\u0119. Do sali wesz\u0142o Porozumienie. Demokracja wytar\u0142a t\u0142uste palce od chips\u00f3w w \u015bwie\u017c\u0105 po\u015bciel. Bekn\u0119\u0142a z u\u015bmiechem. Po czym wyci\u0105gn\u0119\u0142a r\u0119k\u0119. Przed Rz\u0105dem i Porozumieniem b\u0142yszcza\u0142 od t\u0142uszczu sztywno stoj\u0105cy \u015brodkowy palec.<\/p>\n #toporowo (c) 2014 Jacek Kotarbi\u0144ski<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Demokracja prze\u017cy\u0142a. By\u0142a s\u0142aba, rachityczna, ale \u017cy\u0142a. Patrzy\u0142a l\u0119kliwymi oczyma na Rz\u0105d, kt\u00f3ry z trosk\u0105 poprawi\u0142 jej ko\u0142dr\u0119. 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\n– Trzeba co\u015b z tym zrobi\u0107<\/em> – Rz\u0105d dopiero teraz zauwa\u017cy\u0142 jak bardzo schud\u0142 w por\u00f3wnaniu z Demokracj\u0105 – musimy ograniczy\u0107 koszty i pos\u0142a\u0107 Ci\u0119 do pracy. Sztama? Dogadali\u015bmy si\u0119? <\/em><\/p>\n