{"id":2633,"date":"2014-02-16T09:00:20","date_gmt":"2014-02-16T09:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=2633"},"modified":"2019-02-14T18:38:45","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T18:38:45","slug":"3-x-toporowo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/3-x-toporowo\/","title":{"rendered":"3 x toporowo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>PORZ\u0104DEK<\/strong><br \/>\nBurmistrz mia\u0142 do\u015b\u0107. Za\u015bmieconego wsz\u0119dzie miasta. Wylewaj\u0105cych si\u0119 zewsz\u0105d ulotek i reklam. Przyklejanych na drzewach karteczek. Wywieszanych na krzakach wizyt\u00f3wek. Okr\u0119canych obrzydliw\u0105, przezroczyst\u0105 ta\u015bm\u0105 stuletnich d\u0119b\u00f3w. Sm\u0119tnych klon\u00f3w z przybijanymi, wstr\u0119tnymi tabliczkami opatrzonych krzykliwymi has\u0142ami fastfood\u00f3w, po\u017cyczek i utajnionych burdeli. Fotokod\u00f3w mewek. Wlepek gej\u00f3w. Fruwaj\u0105cych kawa\u0142k\u00f3w papieru z nauk\u0105 matematyki, ta\u0144ca zb\u00f3jnickiego, jogi i tresury kot\u00f3w bojowych. Wr\u00f3\u017cek, wr\u00f3\u017c\u00f3w, astrolog\u00f3w, mag\u00f3w i trener\u00f3w wizerunku osobistego. Mia\u0142 ju\u017c tego ca\u0142ego ta\u0142atajstwa powy\u017cej uszu. Wzi\u0105\u0142 telefon. Wystuka\u0142 numer miejskiej zieleni.<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; Tu burmistrz. Wyci\u0105\u0107 wszystkie drzewa w mie\u015bcie. Tak, do jutra. <\/em><br \/>\n (c)2013 Jacek Kotarbinski #toporowo<\/p>\n<p><strong>OFICER WYWIADU<\/strong><br \/>\nBy\u0142 genialnym oficerem wywiadu. Posiad\u0142 najskrytsze tajemnice kamufla\u017cu. Nikt nie by\u0142 w stanie go wykry\u0107. Niczym kameleon wtapia\u0142 si\u0119 w ka\u017cde \u015brodowisko wroga.<br \/>\nAle nie by\u0142 zadowolony. Zacz\u0105\u0142 ukrywa\u0107 si\u0119 w \u015brodowisku w\u0142asnego pa\u0144stwa.<br \/>\nUda\u0142o si\u0119. <\/p>\n<p>By\u0142 genialnym oficerem wywiadu. Posiad\u0142 najskrytsze tajemnice kamufla\u017cu w\u015br\u00f3d swoich. Nikt go nie wykry\u0142 i wkr\u00f3tce nikt nie pami\u0119ta\u0142. Ale nie by\u0142 zadowolony. Zacz\u0105\u0142 ukrywa\u0107 si\u0119 sam przed sob\u0105.<br \/>\nUda\u0142o si\u0119.<\/p>\n<p>By\u0142 genialnym oficerem wywiadu. Pozna\u0142 w\u0142asne najskrytsze tajemnice kamufla\u017cu. Wkr\u00f3tce udalo mu si\u0119 zapomnie\u0107 o samym sobie. <\/p>\n<p>By\u0142 szcz\u0119\u015bliwy.<br \/>\n<em> (c)2013 Jacek Kotarbinski #toporowo<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>EURO<\/strong><br \/>\nNar\u00f3d zawy\u0142. Trwa\u0142 ostatni mecz. Hinduski biznesmen o polskich inicja\u0142ach Fau Be rzuci\u0142 Narodowi wyzwanie. Rabat na skarpety w przypadku Wygranej Narodowej. Nar\u00f3d przegra\u0142. Fau Be zawy\u0142 z zachwytu. Nar\u00f3d i tak wykupi\u0142 wszystkie skarpety. Naci\u0105gn\u0105\u0142 je na g\u0142owy. 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