{"id":28,"date":"2007-06-12T13:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-12T13:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/12\/jestem-wredny\/"},"modified":"2019-02-14T20:37:31","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T20:37:31","slug":"jestem-wredny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/jestem-wredny\/","title":{"rendered":"Jestem wredny …."},"content":{"rendered":"

Wiem, \u017ce jestem wredny \ud83d\ude42 ZAWSZE jestem wredny, kiedy mam do czynienia z markietankami. Najgorzej z bran\u017cy marketing services, kt\u00f3re znajomo\u015b\u0107 podstawowych standard\u00f3w powinny mie\u0107 opanowane.
\nNowa, \u015bwie\u017ca agencja reklamowa – przesy\u0142a mi ni st\u0105d ni zow\u0105d prezentacje na skrzynk\u0119. Waga ? 14,5 Mb ! Dlaczego nie 50 Mb ? Albo 150 Mb ? Nakr\u0119\u0107my film i wysy\u0142ajmy poczt\u0105 700Mb dzie\u0142a. A czemu\u017c nie ? Skoro MY mamy dobr\u0105 przepustowo\u015b\u0107 \u0142\u0105czy – to inni te\u017c j\u0105 maj\u0105 …
\nA u mnie jest BARDZO dobra przepustowo\u015b\u0107 \u0142\u0105czy. Tylko co ma powiedzie\u0107 \u017cuczek \u015bci\u0105gaj\u0105cy t\u0119 prezentacj\u0119 przez kom\u00f3rk\u0119 ? Tylko, \u017ce to nie jest najwa\u017cniejsze.
\nNajwa\u017cniejsze jest to, \u017ce agencja nie potrafi ( nie chce ? ) przygotowa\u0107 prezentacji w *.pdf i zoptymalizowa\u0107 j\u0105 na 1,5 – 2 Mb. Nie da si\u0119 ? Da si\u0119 – trzeba tylko odrobin\u0119 wyobra\u017ani.<\/p>\n

M\u00f3j wredny e-mail brzmi tak :<\/span><\/p>\n

” <\/span>Witam Pania<\/span><\/p>\n

Pani prezentacja ma 14,5 Mb pamieci ….<\/span><\/div>\n
Wybaczy Pani – ale bez wzgledu na to jak BARDZO jest ona piekna – nie jestesmy zainteresowani wspolpraca.<\/span><\/div>\n
Powod ? Nie przestrzega Pani podstawowych standardow w zakresie przesylania poczta elektroniczna materialow reklamowych. Jesli dzis Pani agencja nie potrafi wygenerowac zoptymalizowanego pliku *.pdf o wielkosci nie przekraczajacej 1,5 – 2 Mb – to nie wierze w Panstwa szczegolne kompetencje reklamowe.<\/span><\/div>\n
NIE ZYCZE Pani, aby ktos odbieral poczte przy pomocy telefonu komorkowego …”<\/span>\u00a0<\/p>\n

PS. 15:20. W\u0142a\u015bnie dos\u0142ano mi za\u0142\u0105cznik 4.05 Mb … no comments …<\/p>\n

PS2. 15:35. W\u0142a\u015bnie zadzwoni\u0142a W\u0142a\u015bcicielka Agencji. Z pretensjami … Indolencja ludzka nie zna granic …<\/p>\n

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Wiem, \u017ce jestem wredny \ud83d\ude42 ZAWSZE jestem wredny, kiedy mam do czynienia z markietankami. 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