{"id":297,"date":"2009-09-20T08:39:06","date_gmt":"2009-09-20T08:39:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=297"},"modified":"2019-02-14T19:54:03","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T19:54:03","slug":"turbodymoman-nie-mylic-z-turbodynomanem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/turbodymoman-nie-mylic-z-turbodynomanem\/","title":{"rendered":"„TurboDymoMan” nie myli\u0107 z TurboDynoManem"},"content":{"rendered":"

„Kura wydzioba\u0142a sto ziaren …” – ta reklama jest wsz\u0119dzie. Strach otworzy\u0107 lod\u00f3wk\u0119. Dow\u00f3d niez\u0142ej jazdy i imprezy u kreatywnych w agencji. Za pieni\u0105dze oczywi\u015bcie klienta. Takich „niez\u0142ych jazd i imprez” w kampaniach reklamowych obserwuj\u0119 coraz wi\u0119cej. S\u0105 po prostu przyg\u0142upawe, naiwne, jakby by\u0142y wynikiem snu szalonego wariata. Efektem jest zniesmaczenie, tysi\u0105ce ironicznych komentarzy w sieci i u\u015bmiech politowania ludzi z bran\u017cy.<\/p>\n

TurboDymoMan <\/strong>reklamowany produkt (us\u0142uga), kt\u00f3ra sugeruje totalne wydojenie klienta agencji, z jego bud\u017cetu reklamowego, na bezsensown\u0105 akcj\u0119. Nie myli\u0107 z „TurboDynoManem”. Zasada jest prosta – jak nie wiadomo o co chodzi, to chodzi o prowizj\u0119 agencji \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Kiedy\u015b takim TyrboDymoManem by\u0142y „w\u00f3zki wid\u0142owe – ci\u0105gle na czasie”. Dzi\u015b s\u0142ynne system Perfekt („jasny gwint, ale jako\u015b\u0107”). Nikt nie wie co to jest i dlaczego w mediach \ud83d\ude42 Nawet Google bezradnie rozk\u0142ada bity.<\/p>\n

Zainteresowani co\u015b nie co\u015b mog\u0105 znale\u017a\u0107 tutaj:\u00a0https:\/\/instalacja.pl\/aktualnosci.php?n=362<\/a><\/p>\n

PS. TurboDynoMan te\u017c mi zalatuje TurboDymoManem … \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

„Kura wydzioba\u0142a sto ziaren …” – ta reklama jest wsz\u0119dzie. Strach otworzy\u0107 lod\u00f3wk\u0119. Dow\u00f3d niez\u0142ej jazdy i imprezy u kreatywnych 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