{"id":2985,"date":"2014-11-09T14:17:41","date_gmt":"2014-11-09T14:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=2985"},"modified":"2019-02-14T18:38:37","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T18:38:37","slug":"kot-automation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/kot-automation\/","title":{"rendered":"Kot Automation"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rano zobaczy\u0142em na stronie www pi\u0119kne zdj\u0119cie kota. Klikn\u0105\u0142em. Powi\u0119kszy\u0142em. Westchn\u0105\u0142em z zachwytu i zamkn\u0105\u0142em okno. <\/p>\n

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\nA\u017c tu nagle wyskoczy\u0142o okienko, takie wyskakuj\u0105ce i kaza\u0142o mi oceni\u0107 kota, da\u0107 mu gwiazdki i zostawi\u0107 mail, \u017ceby zobaczy\u0107 jak innym te\u017c si\u0119 podoba\u0142. Zostawi\u0142em, zaraz przyszed\u0142 kolejny mail, pi\u0119kne zdjecia koni i kupon zni\u017ckowy na karm\u0119. Karma dla koni? Czego te startupy dzi\u015b nie wymy\u015bl\u0105. Przyszedl trzeci mail, napisali, \u017ce wylosowali m\u00f3j mail w konkursie. Mam dosta\u0107 bezp\u0142atne pr\u00f3bki karmy dla koni. Problem w tym, \u017ce nie mam konia, ale mo\u017ce jaki\u015b znajomy ma. Zrobi\u0119 dobry uczynek. <\/p>\n

W po\u0142udnie przyjecha\u0142 kurier z bezp\u0142atn\u0105 pr\u00f3bk\u0105. Wni\u00f3s\u0142 worek 15kg + dodatkowa pr\u00f3bka 10kg. Zrzuci\u0142em na taras, przecie\u017c nie mam konia i pytam na fejsie kto ma.
\nPrzyszed\u0142 czwarty mail. Skoro mam ju\u017c karm\u0119, to potrzebuj\u0119 mn\u00f3stwa ko\u0144skich akcesori\u00f3w. Wywali\u0142em do spamu. Mam dwa koty, a nie konia. <\/p>\n

Zauwa\u017cyli, nie otworzy\u0142em maila i zadzwonili. Buka wie sk\u0105d znali telefon. Powiedzieli, \u017ce o 15 b\u0119dzie niespodzianka dla mnie i \u017cebym by\u0142 w domu. Powiedzia\u0142em, \u017ce mam ju\u017c 25kg karmy dla konia i po\u0142owa fejsa szuka gor\u0105czkowo konia, wi\u0119c niech si\u0119 nie trudz\u0105. Odpowiedzieli, \u017ce nie s\u0105 od karmy, nie wiedz\u0105 o co chodzi, a ja na pewno si\u0119 uciesz\u0119.<\/p>\n

O 15 przywieziono mi konia, jako dar losu i gratis do gratisowej karmy. Nie mog\u0142em dyskutowa\u0107 z kierowc\u0105, bo go\u015b\u0107 przywi\u0105za\u0142 zwierz\u0119 do klamki i zwia\u0142. Ko\u0144 by\u0142 obanderolowany moim nazwiskiem, adresem, www sponsora i czerwonymi pomponami. Zabra\u0142em go na taras, ze wzgl\u0119du na te pompony. <\/p>\n

Siedzimy z kotami na tarasie. Wcinaj\u0105 karm\u0119 dla konia, a\u017c im sie uszy trz\u0119s\u0105. Ko\u0144 ma j\u0105 w g\u0142\u0119bokim powa\u017caniu. Zamiata ogonem i r\u017cy na s\u0105siad\u00f3w. Zadzwonili o 22, Ci od konia. Przeprosili. Jaki\u015b praktykant si\u0119 rabn\u0105\u0142 i na zdj\u0119ciu mia\u0142 by\u0107 ko\u0144, a nie kot. Taka tam, konwersja na w\u0142a\u015bcicieli koni. \u0179le celownik nastawili i tak jako\u015b posz\u0142o. Automation. Marketing. Czy cu\u015b. Konia zabior\u0105 rano. Daj\u0105 w ramach rekompensaty dodatkowo 25 kg karmy dla konia gratis. Nadal na fejsie \u017caden ze znajomych nie znalaz\u0142 \u017cadnego kopytnego. Nawet os\u0142a. Ale mo\u017ce karm\u0119 zjedz\u0105 koty przyjaci\u00f3\u0142 z fejsa? Tylko jak ich przekona\u0107, \u017ce oba sier\u015bciuchy jedz\u0105 t\u0119 karm\u0119 dla konia jak dzikie? Id\u0119 spa\u0107. Ale jak spa\u0107 jak ten wci\u0105\u017c r\u017cy na tarasie?<\/p>\n

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Rano zobaczy\u0142em na stronie www pi\u0119kne zdj\u0119cie kota. Klikn\u0105\u0142em. Powi\u0119kszy\u0142em. Westchn\u0105\u0142em z zachwytu i zamkn\u0105\u0142em okno. A\u017c tu nagle wyskoczy\u0142o […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[752],"tags":[90,94,376,377,566],"class_list":["post-2985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-toporowo-mikroblog","tag-blog","tag-blog-o-marketingu","tag-marketing","tag-marketing-automation","tag-rynkologia"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t