{"id":3237,"date":"2015-03-13T15:38:46","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T15:38:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=3237"},"modified":"2019-02-14T20:47:48","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T20:47:48","slug":"cuda-multimedialne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/cuda-multimedialne\/","title":{"rendered":"Cuda multimedialne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zawsze jak mam organicznie do czynienia z firmowymi procedurami, to natychmiast wychodz\u0105 z nich jakie\u015b cuda. Normalnie jak \u015blimaki\u00a0po deszczu. A to <a href=\"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/25\/cuda-w-poczcie-polskiej\/\" target=\"_blank\">cuda w Poczcie Polskiej<\/a>, jak w Kanie Galilejskiej,\u00a0 \u017ce ju\u017c <a href=\"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/2009\/12\/14\/komu-praleczke-komu\/\" target=\"_blank\">o praleczce nie wspomn\u0119<\/a>. Tym razem pad\u0142o na Multimedia Polska. Firm\u0119, o kt\u00f3rej kr\u0105\u017c\u0105 legendy, \u017ce maj\u0105 poziom obs\u0142ugi klienta typu sufit razy pod\u0142oga. To znaczy czasem trafisz na sufit wy\u017cyn jako\u015bci, a czasem tarzasz si\u0119 na pod\u0142odze ze \u015bmiechu. Mnie akurat trafi\u0142o si\u0119 to drugie.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/static\/uploads\/photo\/2014\/10\/23\/14\/34\/network-cables-499792_640.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Od pewnego czasu jestem szcz\u0119\u015bliwie wyposa\u017cony w modem Multimedi\u00f3w, taki co z przewodu i bez przewodu emituje co trza, by by\u0107 ze \u015bwiatem w kontakcie. Nikt w zasadzie na niego nie zwraca uwagi, stoi, mruga i po\u017cera pr\u0105d jak trzeba. Co\u015b jednak mu transfer spada\u0142 ostatnio, sprawdzi\u0142em i rzeczywi\u015bcie. Mi\u0142y Pan z Multimedi\u00f3w \u00a0przy pierwszym telefonie poinformowa\u0142, \u017ce najlepiej jak sobie za\u0142o\u017c\u0119 sw\u00f3j profil, wprowadz\u0119 dane routera i b\u0119d\u0119 m\u00f3g\u0142 sobie zarz\u0105dza\u0107 niczym Jej Ekscelencja, wszelkie \u015bwi\u0119ta narodowe. <em>\u2013 Dobra,<\/em> my\u015bl\u0119 sobie <em>\u2013 ile czasu mo\u017ce zaj\u0105\u0107 za\u0142o\u017cenie takiego konta? Minut\u0119?<\/em> Za\u0142o\u017cy\u0142em, w okienka wpisa\u0142em co trza i oczywi\u015bcie si\u0119 nie zalogowa\u0142em. Z absolutn\u0105 niewiedz\u0105 dlaczego.<\/p>\n<p>Wykonuj\u0119 drugi telefon. Dowiaduj\u0119 si\u0119, \u017ce najlepiej jak \u015bci\u0105gn\u0119 instrukcj\u0119 czyli konfiguracja modemu BSM. To w sumie pasjonuj\u0105ce, \u017ce w Polsce \u00a0wszystkie instrukcje musz\u0105 mie\u0107\u00a0 minimum 5 stron. \u015aci\u0105gn\u0105\u0142em. Czytam. Robi\u0119 wszystko jak trza. Nie wspomn\u0119 o tym, \u017ce numer na modemie ma wielko\u015b\u0107 czcionki najwy\u017cej czw\u00f3reczk\u0119. Enter! Du*a \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Wykonuj\u0119 trzeci telefon. <em>\u2013 Na pewno Pan \u017ale wpisa\u0142 numer CM MAC! <\/em>Konsultanci zawsze wiedz\u0105 wszystko na pewniaka.\u00a0(to taki numer identyfikacyjny modemu).<\/p>\n<p><em>\u2013 Panie! Cztery razy sprawdza\u0142em<\/em> (got\u00f3w na dictum \u201eu mnie dzia\u0142a!\u201d).\u00a0<em>\u2013 Ale czy Pan wpisywa\u0142 ma\u0142ymi literami? \u2013 WTF? \u2013 Prosz\u0119 sprawdzi\u0107 w instrukcji<\/em> \u2013 pada odpowied\u017a.<\/p>\n<p>Jak wygl\u0105da numer CM MAC modemu? Na przyk\u0142ad tak: CM MAC 111ABC111ABC. \u0141\u0105czna liczba znak\u00f3w: 17, a tymczasem w instrukcji stoi jak w\u00f3\u0142:<em>\u201d HFC MAC nale\u017cy wprowadza\u0107 w formacie nnnnnnn gdzie n to cyfra szestnastkowa a zakresu [a-f0-9]. HFC znajduje si\u0119 na naklejce na spodniej cz\u0119\u015bci modemu\u201d<\/em>. Jakbym znaczk\u00f3w nie liczy\u0142, na moim jest 17 znak\u00f3w. Zagadka numer 1. \u00a0Nierozwi\u0105zywalna. Czytam instrukcj\u0119 dalej. Na kolejnej stronie mam przypisik: <em>\u201eWa\u017cne by u\u017cy\u0107 ma\u0142ych liter przy wprowadzaniu MAC w tym polu\u201d<\/em>. Bingo, my\u015bl\u0119. C\u00f3\u017c za dba\u0142o\u015b\u0107 o wyj\u0105tkowe bezpiecze\u0144stwo. Ale tu si\u0119 pojawia Zagadka numer 2. Ma\u0142e litery maj\u0105 by\u0107 wszystkie? Samo s\u0142owo MAC? Czy CM MAC? Czwarty telefon\u2026.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0&#8211; Prosz\u0119 Pana, tylko ma\u0142e litery, tylko te, kt\u00f3re dotycz\u0105 numeru modemu<\/em> \u2013 m\u00f3wi konsultant. Wpisuje. Znowu Sami Wiecie Co. <em>\u2013 Wie Pan Co? Mo\u017ce ja panu podyktuj\u0119 dok\u0142adnie co wpisuj\u0119 w tym miejscu?<\/em> I zaczynam: C M M A C \u2026. <em>\u2013 Zaraz, zaraz \u2013 m\u00f3wi konsultant \u2013 Ale dlaczego Pan wpisuje \u201eCM MAC\u201d? \u2013 Jak to dlaczego<\/em> \u2013 m\u00f3wi\u0119 \u2013 <em>przecie\u017c tak jest dok\u0142adnie napisane, \u017ce o liczbie znak\u00f3w nie wspomn\u0119 \u2026<\/em> Spu\u015b\u0107my zas\u0142on\u0119 milczenia na koniec tej sceny.<\/p>\n<p>Walczy\u0142em godzin\u0119. Z czym\u015b co powinno trwa\u0107 minut\u0119. Jak \u0142atwo si\u0119 domy\u015ble\u0107, ka\u017cdy telefon jest poprzedzony pytaniem o numer buta, sruta i lato Mumink\u00f3w. 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