{"id":5537,"date":"2017-07-09T10:40:47","date_gmt":"2017-07-09T10:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=5537"},"modified":"2019-02-14T18:38:03","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T18:38:03","slug":"show-toporowo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/show-toporowo\/","title":{"rendered":"SHOW #toporowo"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ostrze\u017cenie:\u00a0opowiadanie zawiera sceny drastyczne i brzydkie s\u0142owa. Czytasz na w\u0142asn\u0105 odpowiedzialno\u015b\u010d. #Toporowo to seria autorskich tekst\u00f3w inspirowanych stylem tw\u00f3rczo\u015bci Rolanda Topora (1938-1997).\u00a0\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

***** SHOW<\/h4>\n

Pa\u0144stwo mia\u0142o ju\u017c po dziurki w nosie roszczeniowego i kapry\u015bnego Narodu. Do\u015b\u0107! Niech Nar\u00f3d w ko\u0144cu ulegnie i zadeklaruje wieczn\u0105 pokor\u0119. Ale jak Nar\u00f3d zmusi\u0107 do pokory? Pa\u0144stwo zapyta\u0142o Doradc\u00f3w.<\/p>\n

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– Pa\u0144stwo musi z Narodem rozmawia\u0107<\/em> – podpowiedzia\u0142 Pierwszy Doradca. Jego g\u0142owa szybko spad\u0142a w otch\u0142a\u0144.
\n– Pa\u0144stwo musi Nar\u00f3d okie\u0142zna\u0107<\/em> – b\u0142yskawicznie doda\u0142 Drugi Doradca.
\n– Jak?<\/em> – znudzonym g\u0142osem zapyta\u0142o Pa\u0144stwo.
\nZbyt d\u0142ugie zastanowienie Drugiego Doradcy zako\u0144czy\u0142o si\u0119 odci\u0119ciem kolejnej g\u0142owy.
\n– Trzeba Nar\u00f3d torturowa\u0107 i zmusi\u0107 do uleg\u0142o\u015bci<\/em> – Trzeci Doradca patrzy\u0142 Pa\u0144stwu g\u0142\u0119boko w oczy,<\/p>\n

Pa\u0144stwo pokra\u015bnia\u0142o. Trzeci Doradca zosta\u0142 osadzony na wakacie Pierwszego Doradcy. Zarz\u0105dzono Tortury Narodowe. Wszyscy obywatele mogli ogl\u0105da\u0107 je na \u017cywo, w telewizji, internecie i na wielkich, pa\u0144stwowych telebimach. Urz\u0105dzono dzie\u0144 wolny i ka\u017cdy mia\u0142 obowi\u0105zek dok\u0142adnie przyjrze\u0107 si\u0119 torturom. Sprawdzano listy obecno\u015bci.<\/p>\n

Nar\u00f3d le\u017ca\u0142 ciasno przypi\u0119ty na Narodowym \u0141o\u017cu Tortur. Obie r\u0119ce i nogi skuwa\u0142y metalowe obr\u0119cze. Przez \u015brodek tu\u0142owia na wszelki wypadek przepleciono g\u0105szcz sznur\u00f3w. Pa\u0144stwo w z\u0142otym fotelu skin\u0119\u0142o g\u0142ow\u0105. Gwizd przeszy\u0142 powietrze i top\u00f3r kata obci\u0105\u0142 Narodowi lew\u0105 r\u0119k\u0119. Trysn\u0119\u0142o posok\u0105, a prawa d\u0142o\u0144 wygi\u0119ta z b\u00f3lu wyprostowa\u0142a \u015brodkowy palec. Narodowa telewizja wyemitowa\u0142a reklamy, a w\u0105tek starannie wyci\u0119to. Zanim Obywatele si\u0119gn\u0119li po drug\u0105 paczk\u0119 chips\u00f3w, top\u00f3r przeszy\u0142 powietrze po raz drugi odcinaj\u0105c praw\u0105 d\u0142o\u0144. Ponownie wyemitowano reklamy, albowiem lewa i prawa noga dzia\u0142aj\u0105c wsp\u00f3lnie i w porozumieniu wbrew scenariuszowi tranmisji, kopn\u0119\u0142y kata w podbrzusze. Pomocnicy obci\u0119li natychmiast obie agresywne nogi, dodatkowo kar\u0105c je po\u0107wiartowaniem. Jednak Nar\u00f3d walczy\u0142 do samego ko\u0144ca. Z ca\u0142\u0105 si\u0142\u0105 walcz\u0105ca G\u0142owa Narodu splun\u0119\u0142a Pa\u0144stwu w twarz, a ohydna plwocina rozla\u0142a si\u0119 Pa\u0144stwu centralnie miedzy oczami. Tym razem Pa\u0144stwo nie wytrzyma\u0142o takiej potwarzy i osobi\u015bcie, z\u0142otym tasakiem odci\u0119\u0142o G\u0142ow\u0119 Narodu, a telewizja udramatyzowa\u0142a t\u0119 wyj\u0105tkow\u0105 chwil\u0119 tak, by \u017caden z widz\u00f3w nie m\u00f3g\u0142 zapomnie\u0107 tego widoku do ko\u0144ca \u017cycia.<\/p>\n

Na zakrwawionym stole tortur zosta\u0142 ju\u017c tylko korpus. Usatysfakcjonowane Pa\u0144stwo zbiera\u0142o si\u0119 do wyj\u015bcia z salonu. Nagle widzowie us\u0142yszeli narastaj\u0105cy, rytmiczny \u0142omot. To walcz\u0105ce Serce Narodu nadawa\u0142o alfabetem Morsa proste s\u0142owo: – Wol-no\u015b\u0107, wol-no\u015b\u0107!<\/em> Obywatele poruszeni tragedi\u0105 Narodu zacz\u0119li powtarza\u0107 je \u00a0jak mantr\u0119. Serce bi\u0142o coraz mocniej i mocniej, a Obywatele krzycz\u0119li coraz g\u0142o\u015bniej. Pa\u0144stwo w panice obserwowa\u0142o jak sytuacja wymyka si\u0119 spod kontroli.<\/p>\n

Ostatni raz za\u015bwista\u0142 top\u00f3r podniesiony przez kata. Tu\u0142\u00f3w odpad\u0142. Serce zamilk\u0142o. Na stole zosta\u0142 tylko zwyk\u0142y, pospolity Chuj.
\nChuj pr\u00f3bowa\u0142 powsta\u0107 ostatkiem si\u0142, ale bez M\u00f3zgu i Serca Narodu nie by\u0142 niczym wi\u0119cej ponad to czym by\u0142. Pa\u0144stwo pokra\u015bnia\u0142o z zachwytu
\n– Wszystko gotowe do klonowania?<\/em>
\nNaukowcy natychmiast i bez szemrania skin\u0119li g\u0142owami.
\n– To zapierdala\u0107!!! <\/em><\/p>\n

(C) 2017, Show, #toporowo, Jacek Kotarbi\u0144ski<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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