{"id":601,"date":"2011-08-25T16:36:54","date_gmt":"2011-08-25T16:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=601"},"modified":"2019-02-14T20:27:44","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T20:27:44","slug":"charakterologicznie-odmienni-zaczadzeni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/charakterologicznie-odmienni-zaczadzeni\/","title":{"rendered":"Charakterologicznie Odmienni Zaczadzeni"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><em>W najsprawniej dzia\u0142aj\u0105cym pa\u0144stwie, przy wspaniale dzia\u0142aj\u0105cych procedurach, na ko\u0144cu wykonawstwa ustaw, zarz\u0105dze\u0144, przepis\u00f3w stoi cz\u0142owiek. I je\u015bli ten cz\u0142owiek w potocznym znaczeniu jest idiot\u0105, to te przepisy i procedury po prostu nie maj\u0105 sensu.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Krzysztof Materna, Wprost 34\/2011 s. 9<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Przej\u015bcie dla pieszych. Czerwone \u015bwiat\u0142o. Dwupasmowa ulica. S\u0142ycha\u0107 \u00a0pisk ostro hamuj\u0105cych samochod\u00f3w. Na \u015brodku pas\u00f3w stoi m\u0142ode dziewcz\u0119 o w\u0142osach koloru kawy z mlekiem. Rozmawia przez telefon mocno gestykuluj\u0105c. Jeden z kierowc\u00f3w nie\u015bmia\u0142o tr\u0105bi. Dziewczyna zbywa go uspokajaj\u0105cym gestem z wyci\u0105gni\u0119tym, \u015brodkowym palcem.<\/p>\n<p>Droga osiedlowa. Tata prowadzi w\u00f3zek dzieci\u0119cy. Obok,\u00a0 niczym asteroid, ma\u0142y ch\u0142opiec \u017cwawo peda\u0142uje na ma\u0142ym rowerku. Widz\u0105c nadje\u017cd\u017caj\u0105cy samoch\u00f3d, zwalnia, by nagle \u2026 przyspieszy\u0107 i przejecha\u0107 tu\u017c przez mask\u0105 zaskoczonego kierowcy. Tatu\u015b ca\u0142\u0105 sw\u0105 z\u0142o\u015b\u0107 kieruje przeciwko kierowcy, kt\u00f3ry mu \u201eomal dziecka nie zabi\u0142, morderca\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Ulica. Brak przej\u015bcia dla pieszych. Przez jezdni\u0119, \u015blamazarnie, Noga za nog\u0105 przechodzi m\u0142ody tatu\u015b z drepcz\u0105c\u0105 zabawnie roczn\u0105 dziewczynk\u0105. Dziewczynka gwa\u0142townie zmienia trajektori\u0119 dreptania. Pod ostrym k\u0105tem biegnie w stron\u0119 naje\u017cd\u017caj\u0105cego auta. Tatu\u015b na zarzut, \u017ce w takich miejscach powinien przenie\u015b\u0107 dziecko lub prowadzi\u0107 za r\u0105czk\u0119, stwierdza, \u017ce to jego dziecko, jego sprawa i generalnie mo\u017ce robi\u0107 co mu si\u0119 \u017cywnie podoba.<\/p>\n<p>Przej\u015bcie przez jezdni\u0119. Pali si\u0119 zielone \u015bwiat\u0142o. Na sygnale p\u0119dz\u0105ca karetka pogotowia. Dwie nastolatki, noga za nog\u0105 wlok\u0105 si\u0119 przez \u015brodek. Auto hamuje, wymija i p\u0119dzi dalej. Dwie panny, ca\u0142e rozchichotane, czo\u0142gaj\u0105 si\u0119 dalej.<\/p>\n<p>Nie mo\u017cna tych ludzi nazwa\u0107 \u201eidiotami\u201d. To przecie\u017c bardzo pejoratywne. Niekt\u00f3rzy nawet powiedz\u0105, \u017ce obra\u017aliwe. Nazwijmy ich CO czyli Charakterologicznie Odmiennymi. \u00a0COT &#8211; Charakterologicznie Odmienny Tatu\u015b, COD &#8211; Charakterologicznie Odmienne Dziecko, COK &#8211; Charakterologicznie Odmienna Kobieta.<\/p>\n<p>CO, jak powszechnie wiadomo, to symbol tlenku w\u0119gla, popularnie zwanego czadem. Te zwi\u0105zek chemiczny jest bezbarwny i bezwonny. Nie przeszkadza mu to skutecznie zabija\u0107.\u00a0 Wydaje si\u0119, \u017ce mamy do czynienia z powolnym zaczadzaniem pa\u0144stwa \u2026 Nie tylko z g\u00f3ry, ale r\u00f3wnie\u017c z do\u0142u.<\/p>\n<p>Kiedy Polsk\u0119 zacz\u0119li opuszcza\u0107 \u201eza chlebem\u201d m\u0142odzi i wykszta\u0142ceni, wydaje si\u0119, \u017ce wska\u017anik zaczadzenia znacznie wzr\u00f3s\u0142. Kiedy ilo\u015b\u0107 g\u0142upawych telenowel przeros\u0142a granic\u0119 zdrowego rozs\u0105dku \u2013 r\u00f3wnie\u017c. Kiedy wiadomo\u015b\u0107 o \u015bmierci wielkiego artysty, ginie w kolejnym politycznym jazgocie \u201eJeste\u015b g\u0142upi !\u201d\/ \u201eNie ! To ty jeste\u015b g\u0142upi!\u201d. \u00a0Kiedy wi\u0119cej wiemy o majtkach podrz\u0119dnej szansonistki ni\u017c wp\u0142ywie og\u00f3lno\u015bwiatowego kryzysu na mikroekonomi\u0119.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nie dajmy si\u0119 czadowi. Zak\u0142adajmy maski. Instalujmy urz\u0105dzenia ostrzegawcze. Wietrzmy domy i umys\u0142y. Izolujmy zaczadzonych i zapewniajmy im troskliw\u0105 opiek\u0119. Dobre s\u0142owo. Bajk\u0119 Ezopa na dobranoc. Poradnik Filozoficzny w Komiksie. \u00a0Jak powszechnie wiadomo, \u015bwie\u017ce powietrze jest dobre na wszelkie dolegliwo\u015bci.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>PS. 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