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2. Po tygodniu dzwoni mi\u0142y pan. G\u0142os Kaczkowskiego za m\u0142odu. Pragnie zaj\u0105c Ci tylko 3 minuty. Ankietuj\u0105c. Pyta o znajomo\u015b\u0107 j\u0119zyka. Buduje relacje i zaufanie. Profeska.<\/p>\n
3. Informuje, \u017ae projekt finansuje Unia. Zaprasza na spotkanie.<\/p>\n
4. Pytam, na jakie spotkanie? P\u0142ace 3 z\u0142. z g\u00f3ry za kwarta\u0142 i poprosz\u0119 lektora.<\/p>\n
5. On, \u017ce to tylko raz takie spotkanie, bo co\u015b tam co\u015btam. Przecie\u017c wiadomo, \u017ce musisz kwity podpisa\u0107, jak na ka\u017cdej, porz\u0105dnej imprezie prania m\u00f3zg\u00f3w, gdzie chc\u0105 Ci co\u015b wciska\u0107.<\/p>\n
6. Prosz\u0119 o przys\u0142anie mailem potwierdzenia, jakie\u015b umowy.<\/p>\n
7. S\u0142ysz\u0119 odpowied\u017a, \u017ae oni niczego mailem nie wysy\u0142aj\u0105. Zonk.<\/p>\n
8. Pytam w ko\u0144cu, ile toto kosztuje naprawd\u0119?<\/p>\n
9. S\u0142ysz\u0119 odpowied\u017a, \u017ae dwie st\u00f3wki miesi\u0119cznie i to wyj\u0105tkowa okazja. A te 3 x 1zloty to dostan\u0119 jak wezm\u0119 kurs minimum 6 miesi\u0119cy. Oczywi\u015bcie po jego zako\u0144czeniu. Kurtyna.<\/p>\n
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