{"id":924,"date":"2012-03-20T11:43:10","date_gmt":"2012-03-20T11:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.wordpress.com\/?p=924"},"modified":"2019-02-14T21:10:04","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T21:10:04","slug":"ci-cholerni-polacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kotarbinski.com\/blogomarketingu\/ci-cholerni-polacy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ci cholerni Polacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kiedy Pan B\u00f3g dawa\u0142 r\u00f3\u017cnym narodom Kluczowe Zdolno\u015bci, ustawi\u0142a si\u0119 d\u0142uga kolejka. Amerykanin odszed\u0142 z Przebojowo\u015bci\u0105. Japo\u0144czyk z Honorem i Pilno\u015bci\u0105. Rosjanin \u015bciska\u0142 pod pach\u0105 S\u0142owia\u0144sk\u0105 Dusz\u0119. Francuz otrzyma\u0142 Elegancje. Brytyjczyk \u00a0&#8211; Klas\u0119. Niemiec &#8211; Dobre Rzemios\u0142o. \u00a0A W\u0142och \u015bciska\u0142 w d\u0142oni \u00a0Design.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/bi.gazeta.pl\/im\/6\/11294\/z11294306X,Polscy-kibice.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"639\" height=\"454\" \/><\/p>\n<p>To obdarzanie narod\u00f3w zdolno\u015bciami chwil\u0119 trwa\u0142o i by\u0142o nu\u017c\u0105ce dla Pana Boga. Gdzie\u015b mi\u0119dzy nimi kr\u0105\u017cy\u0142 dowcipny Polak , zagadywa\u0142 wszystkich, poklepywa\u0142 po ramieniu, ca\u0142owa\u0142 po r\u0105czkach i brylowa\u0142. Pana Boga to troch\u0119 irytowa\u0142o, bo chcia\u0142 za\u0142atwi\u0107 spraw\u0119 szybko, kr\u00f3tko, aby w spokoju si\u00f3dmego dnia odpocz\u0105\u0107.<\/p>\n<p>Kiedy w ko\u0144cu dosz\u0142o do Polaka, Pan B\u00f3g zachichota\u0142 i nie obdarzy\u0142 go jedn\u0105, Kluczow\u0105 Zdolno\u015bci\u0105. Tylko wszystkimi po trochu. <strong>\u2013 I \u017ceby Ci nie by\u0142o za dobrze !<\/strong> \u2013 wykrzycza\u0142 na po\u017cegnanie \u2013 <strong>masz tu jeszcze Malkontenctwo, zebrane z wszystkich pozosta\u0142ych narod\u00f3w<\/strong> !<\/p>\n<p><em>PS. Dedykuj\u0119 ks. Kazimierzowi Sowie, z serdecznym pozdrowieniem \ud83d\ude42 \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kiedy Pan B\u00f3g dawa\u0142 r\u00f3\u017cnym narodom Kluczowe Zdolno\u015bci, ustawi\u0142a si\u0119 d\u0142uga kolejka. Amerykanin odszed\u0142 z Przebojowo\u015bci\u0105. 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